Ask Deadpool

Sorry I’ve sorta disappeared a lot this week, folks! Life’s sorta been rough for yours truly.

Also, I’ve become addicted to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Point is, I’m back! Trying to deal with getting my ugly mug (well, the less-ugly one) on all my responses instead of doodles by nerdy guys with too much free time on their hands.

-Wade

I love the song on your blog. I see what you did there.

sir-genwaldthuswindburn

You makin’ fun of me, boy?

I feel we have something going on between the two of us. You like beer, I like beer, you like pancakes and so do I! You kill and I do too! I'm an undead female and you can't die. See where I'm going? I think we are meant to be. I even laugh at your jokes and I would never tell you to shut up!

zombiecherry

themarvelous-rpg:

PERSONAL INFO

Age: 30

Day Job: He works as an assassin full time, when not helping the Avengers…

Personality: Sly, I SEE YOU READING THIS, “The Merc With A Mouth”, Annoying, Speedy, Insane, Silly, Occasionally Heroic.

HERO INFO

Superpowers:
Incredible regeneration, even allowing decapitation. This makes him resistant to most drugs, toxins, and disease. He has been cursed to live forever due to his relationship with Death, the entity. He is immune to telepathy.

Incredible strength, though not supernatural.

Unbelievable stamina. He’s able to exert his maximum output for several days before fatigue sets upon him.

His second best ability is his speed, moving much faster than any human could.

Aside from all that, he’s a master assassin, understands a number of languages, and is one of the most skilled fighters in this universe.

He knows your reading this. Deadpool says “Hi.”

Deadpool has a teleportation device around his belt, which also contains a full-body hologram for his own concealment.

Fatal Flaw:
His insanity causes him to be rather violent without any provocation, to those he knows can handle it.

He’s annoying. Incredibly annoying. Hard to team up with, most of the time.

RELATIONSHIP INFO

Friends: Cable, (this universe) Iron Man, Loki.The Avengers are more like… friends. His insanity is one of the few things keeping him from being in the Avengers.

Enemies: Anyone he’s hired to kill.

Is there a person you consider your best friend?

daisybucanon

Tough question…

Maybe Bob? I do sorta consider him more of a “lackey” than anything, really.

O hai tumblr and/or followers!

ASK ME ANYTHING!

Stupid tumblr, why aren’t you letting my .gifs be animated?

Hi there person in a costume and mask!....wait why do you wear that? Do you fight bad guys? Because I try to fight bad guys but I don't wear a costume.

littlemulan-deactivated20120820

1) Cuz you don’t wanna see what’s underneath it. Trust me.

2) Yes. Money helps define “bad guys”

3) Clothes make the man… woman… wo-man… sjdhgfsjkdf

Sounds like a plan. Pancakes with a side of brains and beer?

zombiecherry

Both!

Ohboyohboyohboy!

little-miss-sif:

I can’t tell Thor I like him because I don’t want to be hurt.” she looked down and frowned her eyes filled with tears. ” I am not a liar. Loki is mean to me all the time why would I like him. Me and him just finally got along and now I am being punished for being his friend. How is this fair?”

Girl, there’s other guys out there… like riiiiiight here